A Bazaar Stroll Down Sesame Street.

Moving on from Chanel Iman's jazzy editorial, Harper's Bazaar also printed an editorial inspired by America's favorite kids program, Sesame Street. I could just paste the pic's and simply talk about models Sessilee Lopez & Tao Okamoto, or the designers. But that would just be boring considering that the editorial is less fierce and more so ripe and ready for some comical commentary/Slaying. Let the random and bitchy comments begin.


YAES Diane Von Furstenberg!! Hail the original big yellow QUEEN herself. You betta WERK that purple eye shadow and cerulean eye liner, gurl!!

....Furry leopard print muppet vaginas comes to mind...yes...leopard print vaginas....

Why does it look like lil Ms. Abby Cadabby is sprinkling relaxer dust on Sessilee's hair?? Betch you betta leave her wind blown, hot pressed, brown gel having but still dry looking, Dominican bush alone!! There's NOTHING wrong with her strong black/latina hair!!...and you betta SERVE with that pose Ms. Vera!!

God I love gay puppet couples!! They have such a beautiful adopted Cambodian rubber duckie. Look, they even brought their "Will" and "Jack" along PLUS their 2 "Grace's"...Seriously though that kimono Sessilee has on is DOPE!




Either Grover is plotting his imminent suicide or he's sad cuz he's a size 6 and that bitch stole his dream dress. "Sorry. We only carry sizes 1, 3 and 5. You could try Sears." *flashes fake smile*

"Hahaha...this 'pole' tickles"... ;-] You betta show Ms. Herrera how to work a pole, boo!! While you're at it fix her make-up cuz her hairline (lace-front?) is looking a tad bit pronounced. UGH! Those dresses, and that schaul and belt are SICKENING!

Cookie Monster is sooo going on a cookie binge after this. Ya'll know he's got a problem. That fool's about as SICK as those boots.

Look at that "chester" stare De La Renta's got going on...Oh yeah he's gonna "steal" Sessilee and Oscar's just the type of sick puppet bastard to watch from the side line with old packets of mustard and syrup to help him "work" it out....HOT!